Quotes

Memorable quotes from the show...

Thelma: So I was walking accross the sports hall today. And who do I see banging a ball intently against the wall, but the loverly Troy. And I thought to myself, I thought, I bet Cassie would like to be that ball.

Thelma: Well he's into that sex kitten thing isn't he?
Cassie: Thanks
Thelma: Well don't get me wrong. You are sexy - in an unsuspecting novice nun kind of way
Cassie: In your dreams
Thelma: Frequently

Cassie: [about the vase] found it
Thelma: Does it vibrate?

Thelma: I've got some cider, and some scones. I thought we could have a cream tea. Without the cream. And without the tea.

David Tyrel: Are you interested in history Cassie?
Cassie: some of it
David Tyrel: What does it teach you? Cassie: That by understanding the past, it helps us to understand the future? David Tyrel: It teaches you that no matter what you do with your life - in a hundred years time, no one will give a toss

Jo Watkins: Somethings up
Cassie: I'm addicted to free base crack
Jo Watkins: Right
Cassie: And I've taken to prostitution to feed my habbit
Jo Watkins: Good choice

Cassie: do you think the Nephilim really exist?
David Tyrel: Absolutely - most of them are in year 11

Thelma: Azazeal said it's not an accident you found the canary
Cassie: canari
Thelma: yeah that

Thelma: Have you any idea how frustrating it is being a lesbian ghost?

Thelma: Women run the world, men just shit in it
Cassie: You're the most dramatic ghost I have ever known

Thelma: Cassie - you never watched me play netball
Cassie: You were crap

Thelma: I was concerned about you. I was in the canteen and I had this strange feeling
Cassie: So did I - and you spoilt it

Themla: You've had a rough deal Cassie McBaine. Your dads' disappeared, your mothers' a nutter
Cassie: My best friend is a lesbian ghost
Thelma: Life sucks
Cassie: Apparently, I'm a witch
Thelma: Well, I could have told you that

Thelma: Children do that sometimes
Cassie: With eyes full of blood?
Thelma: They don't do that. Only manky possessed monsters do that.

Cassie: Why do I keep seeing her?
Thelma: Well there could be a number of reasons - hallucinogenic drugs, schizophrenia, too much cheese last thing at night

David Tyrel: And you'll have your boyfriend
Jo Watkins: Oh no. He no longer exists. Turned out to be an asshole
David Tyrel: Yes, we do have a tendency to do that

Thelma: I was ritualistically sacrificed by a fallen angel
Peggy: Ah the flu too ay?

Thelma: Down on your knees girl and scrub my floor
Peggy: your fantasy too ay?

Thelma: Let's face it, I'm a ghost, you're a witch and he's a fallen angel, anything's possible

Cassie: Lesbians bring kids up all the time these days
Thelma: Dead ones don't

Thelma: Well I'm told when a man and a woman love each other very much
Cassie: It almost always ends in tears
Thelma: That's heterosexuality for you

Thelma: When I know for a fact she fixed pass the parcel

Thelma: I think Jesus was a lesbian who loved too much

Cassie: "I'm going to find Azazeal"
Thelma: "ok"
Cassie: "Talk to him"
Thelma: "right"
Cassie: "and then kill him"

Leon: "Sorry mate I'm going to be late - my service provider has gone down"

Cassie: "You can't just go around saving people's babies"

Thelma: "This place is really killing my medical fantasies"
Cassie: "What did you expect?"
Thelma: "Well nurses in PVC might be nice"
Cassie: "Thelma, most people come here to die"
Thelma: "Dead people still have desires you know"

Cassie: "Can we also pretend I'm an international pop star dating Brad Pitt?"

Cassie: "oh yeah, 'excuse me officer dr. Surtees stole my fetus, it's probably the child of the devil but I need to find my ex to be sure'"

Felix: "Is it Thelma?"
Cassie: "No, Thelma's fine, she's actually being really good at the moment"

Thelma: "I can only wear dead people's clothes"

Thelma: "I got mud on my new clothes"

Thelma: "I saw Azazeal. I thought he was going to kill me, which is stupid I know, as he already has"

Thelma: "Malecki is a bit of a shit name isn't it?"

David Tyrel: "On the other hand we have fantastic works of art - which we occasionally have to sell to buy new computers"

Cassie: "You don't have an aura"
Thelma: "I do - it's purple"

Thelma: "What do you think her special power is?"
Cassie: "Well let's hope it's not a wip that makes people tell the truth as you'd be on your knees in seconds"

Thelma: "Of course by the time that reaches the news papers he will be the local paedophile for who is an asylum seeker from Whales"

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